Our team was certainly well briefed on traveler’s diarrhea, traveler’s constipation and everything in between. I believe we had an entire lecture about it. We brought all the medication one could think to bring, from Cipro, Immodium and Pepto to Miralax. We’ve taken them all, and then some. I can proudly say that Team “Number Two” has hit every number on the Bristol Stool Scale, from ace to seis; a straight flush.
At one extreme, we had a couple folks burning the candle from both ends; IV fluids administered in the tukuls. At the other end, we have someone still waiting on her first BM. How long can she go? We’re taking wagers. Just tonight, we had a Cipro for Miralax trade.
Some are blaming the coffee ceremonies, from which folks often leave in a hurry. Yet others think it’s a matter of hygiene, and judging from the filth on the Euchre deck, they may be right. I’m sure by now you can tell we’ve all spent a lot of time just sitting around, shooting the sh**. Hopefully soon, we’ll all be back to our regular selves.